dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via officialhorse)

seedy:

when adults say teenagers are too young for love, but then too old for fun, and too smart to play dumb but too immature for serious conversations like damn what do u expect from me

(via officialhorse)

euo:

“These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we’re gonna miss not having anyone around that’s worth shooting.”
Full Metal Jacket (1987) dir. Stanley Kubrick

euo:

These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we’re gonna miss not having anyone around that’s worth shooting.”

Full Metal Jacket (1987) dir. Stanley Kubrick

(via xcstatic)

logicully:

there are approximately 7 billion people in the world and yet I still don’t get invited to any birthday parties

(via asvprock)